Naughty knits for your significant other

Handcuffs and Thong

Perhaps more naughty on the scale than nice, this thong and matching handcuffs might be a pleasant surprise to give to that special someone on Valentine’s Day. 

High Waisted Thong Bikini Bottom

Hook yourself up with this intermediate crochet pattern. The design caters for sizes small, medium and large and is perfect for days relaxing at the beach, or even lounging around the house. If you like the soft feel of 100% cotton yarn between your cheeks then this might be the design for you...

Humping Moose Bralette 

If you’re feeling a little cheeky ahead of Valentine’s Day, this next design should be right up your street. The moose featured on the design are having fun, and if the special person in your life loves the design, perhaps you could be too!

Adult sizes are available from XS to XL and make for a great yoga top, cover-up or even sleepwear. The pattern suggests this bralette is for those who can knit at an intermediate level.

Sexy Legwarmers

These legwarmers can do double duty by keeping you feeling warm and looking hot at the same time. The pattern means that the length can also be adjusted for either ankle length or over-the-knee legwarmers.

Shaken and Stirred Swim Shorts

Inspired by 007 himself, these swim shorts are definitely licensed to thrill. 

These simple but smart shorts are ideal for any situation the spy in your life might come up against. These shorts are designed to be crafted with mercerised cotton, which would make them soft enough for snuggles but also durable enough and (quick to dry) should they get wet... They’re of intermediate difficulty, but well worth it!

‘Boobs and Beers’ Beer Coozies

Coozies (or koozies) were originally designed to keep cold drinks cold and hands warm, so these naughty knits are great for get-togethers. These coozies can be made from any type of yarn so long as it’s washable and absorbent. The pattern designer recommends getting creative with embellishments for these boobs and bits!

Cheeky Stress Ball 

If your partner is having a stressful time at work, encourage them to take a step back and ass-ess the situation. Stress balls are beneficial for discreet stress relief, promoted by the regular tensing and relaxing of the muscles.

This stress ball is also sure to bring a few smiles to the office and has been rated as great for beginners new to crochet.

Crocheted Aubergine

Love texting your significant other sweet nothings? Why not bring it into the bedroom with this plush version of everyone’s favorite emoji?